THINGS NOT TO IMAGINE UR OTP DOING

earlgreytea68:

homohighness:

• LAUGHING SO HARD OVER THE MOST RIDICULOUS SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, CLUTCHING THEIR STOMACHS, SNORTING AND STRUGGLING TO BREATHE
• Person A leaving tHIGH HICKEYS ON PERSON B (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)
• BOTH OF THEM BEING THE BEST FRIENDS THAT EVERYONE JUST ASSUMES IS A COUPLE AND NO ONe is even surprised when they announce their official bc wtf do u mean u werent before
• GIVINGG EACH OTHER ESKIMO KISSES
• GIVING EACH OTHER BUTTERFLY KISSES
• FIGHTING OVER THE LAST COOKIE
• WRESTLING MATCH ON THE COUCH THAT ENDS WITH ONE OF THEM HITTING THEIR HEADS ON THE FLOOR AND THE OTHER HAS TO KISS THE BOOBOO BETTER
• GOING ON AN ICE SKATING DATE AND PERSON A BEING A KLUTZ THAT KEEPS FALLING SO PERSON B HAS TO HOLD THEIR HANDS BUT THEY BOTH END UP TRIPPING AND LANDING ON THEIR ASSES AND EVERYONE STARES AT THEM AS THEY KEEP LAUGHING
• DOING CUDDLY MOVIE NIGHTS AND CRYING OVER CHEESY CHICK FLICKS
• MAKING FUN OF BAD MOVIES TOGETHER
• BEING THE ANNOYING PPL IN THE BACK OF A MOVIE THEATER THAT TRY TO THROW POPCORN AT PEOPLE
• FIGHTING OVER WHO GETS TO BE BIG SPOON
• NO
• NOW I’M CRYING
• ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT 
• I DIDN’T NEED THIS

I am not even exaggerating here, I think I have written almost all of these, lol.